I CAN'T SLEEP / I CAN'T STAY AWAKE
I CAN'T GET MY SHOES ON / I CAN'T GET MY SHOES OFF
EVERYTHING TASTES WEIRD / BUT I CAN'T STOP EATING
AND I HAVE TO PEE FOR THE FUCKDILLIONTH TIME
Whoever she's talking to: Now now, Retsuko, too much stress is unhealthy for you and the baby. Haha, my mom actually used to say too much stress is what turns babies gay.
And now I'm imagining her baby headbanging with a cigarette lighter in utero when she Hulks out.
…And NOW I'm imagining X years later, her kid is a death metal star and she's being all, "Oh honey I'm so proud of you!" while her kid's like, "Mooom, not in front of the cameras ._."
…This sounds more and more fun the more I think about it…