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72c78 No.973[Reply]


If you could choose one character from MLP FIM to have chocolate cake with, who would you choose?

Me personally I would choose Pinkie Pie because of how energetic she is.

90a25 No.980

Whichever one would maim and trample you during a fucking stampede.

72c78 No.982

That's not very nice.

7ad30 No.983

Why are you feeding a horse chocolate cake? How unhealthy.

90a25 No.984

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you know what's not nice? showing up here after you've been banned or exiled or generally road out on a rail from every other chan-type forum, and probably some somethingawful-esque ones too for that matter, just to continue the same narcissistic and potentially demented behavior. it's a small fucking wonder you're a literal pariah, especially when your opening post to this community was pleading for acceptance of your trite bullshit, because everyone else has pulled your fucking card. go post this inane dribble elsewhere, if you even are allowed to anymore, which I'm gauging is not the case. sigh, this chan went from being mildly tolerable to the fucking dregs within a few months, how lovely.

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9e092 No.850[Reply]

I… I just uncovered this…

I should not have. My brain can't… what? What is this?!

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c3a08 No.859

This makes me laugh my ass off.

Okay, some of you MIGHT be a bit young to remember teletubbies when it was new and, if you can imagine (or remember) it, controversial.

People assumed that the purple teletubby had a triangle on its head as a way to signal itself out as a gay icon in entertainment and media to be recognizable to children as a positive thing. And by people I meant the momentum of the anti-gay position of the conservative religious types in the US, whom saw homosexuality as retardation at best and corruption of the soul at worst, making them synonymous to perverts and pedophiles. So understanding that, they hated Po and felt it was a trojan horse for homosexual themes.

And now… they have babies. I'm not sure how or whom, which one of them flopped out those abominate spawn, but if either gender did it, *that is just fucking hilarious*

"No! They're not GAY! They are sexless but gendered, though. Even the men can have babies."

ho-ly-shit you guys. Ho-ly shit.

abf76 No.860

People also thought the purple one was gay because it always carried a purse.

0eab3 No.861

I thought I remembered him to be officially gay but it seems I remembered wrong.

Changing the subject:
>In an unrelated incident, reported in 2000, a girl's Tinky Winky Talk Together toy from Golden Bear reportedly said: "I got a gun!"
Teletubbies controversies are the best.

abf76 No.862

With a name like "Tinky Winky", I don't think that's a gun…

87d87 No.863


I know someone who collected recalled toys. One of the ones he had was a Po teletubby doll that spoke. One of the things it said was gibberish that sounded somewhat like it was saying f*ggot (personally against the word but can get this across without putting it. Sorry.) six times in a row.

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149cd No.777[Reply]

Just putting this here, you know what to do.

Prengnant was a recent one.
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ff3cb No.782

It took me a decent amount of time to figure out what it meant.

a29d5 No.840

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What a magical number, it means GOD!

You can't possibly misspell Pregnant.

It's not even a bad word to say in public in 2017.

569d9 No.841

Part of me wishes that's not an edit.

a29d5 No.842

From the next season of Family Guy - they shown this at Comic-con 2017 in San Diego.

d71d3 No.856

I can see why you think it looks like one but I think that's just how family guy is animated

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40bb8 No.759[Reply]

I'm sure you've all noticed the "Draw her x months pragnent with x babbies!" on the front page. It seems to change hourly. Is it by a bot that randomizes the numbers within certain parameters or what? Seems like a hassle to go in and change it manually every hour or so.
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e8e82 No.837

I found this today:
"Pls draw her 8 months pragnent w/ 2 babbies!"
I say she's due any minute, so let's do it ;-)

9181f No.838

I recall a while back seeing something close to "12 months pragnent with 12 babbies" and I'm just thinking "yes please" hahaha

b0103 No.839


This seems too normal for pregchan lol

e8e82 No.849

"Pls draw her 12 months pragnent w/ 12 babbies!"

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d1220 No.846[Reply]

OK bit strange this perhaps. Was surfing around and found this animation [video](www.xvideos.com/video4513181/svarog_-_visitors_complete_with_sound)

Somehow she gets impregnated by an alien, gives birth of it..then the baby starts milking..and then giving blowjob to his mum.

Any other video's (hentI/animated) like this? What's the name of this kind of porn?

7a3a9 No.847

It's been so long since I last saw that, but sadly never got the answer to that question either. Probably have seen a few images with similar incest themes but nothing like svarog work.

ce39b No.848

Follow this link

The autors the one
Made this is (komine tsubasa)
But heres the reference what is on that pic

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bbf34 No.843[Reply]

Presented without further comment.

f2d3c No.844

6 and 9 and definitely labor

1 is definitely porn

b8a37 No.845

1. Porn
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5. Porn
6. Labor
7. Porn
8. Labor
9. Labor
10. Porn
11. Porn
12. Labor
13. Labor
14. Porn
15. Porn
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79a90 No.353[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I'm having a bad fucking time right now. Probably not the best place for this, but here is thread for those currently having A BAD FUCKING TIME RIGHT NOW.
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64617 No.821

There's no such thing as a truly free market.

9fc76 No.823

False, regulation is still socialism because you are forcing businesses to operate in such a way that the free market would not. It is still state control of the means of production as the 'private' entities must comply with government regulation, giving the government control over how the entity operates. It would be like saying that you can have any car you want (capitalism), as long as it meets our standards (socialism). That is not a capitalist economic model, it is socialist control over private entities.

4a7b5 No.825

No. Socialism is control of the means of production. Some minor constitutional democratic representative republic measures is not inherently socialist. The same way ethics are not Christian morality.

Government itself is not socialist in nature. It's just government. Capitalist markets are still capitalist markets, there are just certain minimum benchmarks and standards for reasonable safety. That is most definitely not the same thing as socialism. The same way government representatives are not inherently fascist for being singular representatives with veto power instead of committees.

Regulation is not inherently socialist. However, socialists like using regulation and bureaucracy to continually tighten the noose, drag people through the coals and bread crumb them and penalize them into doing what they want for the sake of ideology.

So I'd say the difference between socialism and minarchism is the government only does what is absolutely required of it when no private or personal means is rational or reasonable, and socialism is voluntarily surrendering personal responsibility and capitalism in favor of political ideology.

It is through this relationship that socialists continuously try and seize more and more power and control away from individuals so they can't tell where their money goes, or even say no. Stating more and more things should be human rights, and so that gives government power over those things, trumping private business and taxing the fuck out of both industry and private citizens in order to make their hare brained schemes possible. That I find to be completely unacceptable.

They just want so hard to live in a ridiculous rainbow and glitter sprinkled Star Trekian universe, where the federated powers hold ALL the power and individuals dance to the tune of whatever arbitrary declarations made to them.

9fc76 No.829

Regulation, at its core, is imposing the standards of people through the government upon the free market. Socialism, at its core, is the imposition of the standards of the people through government seizure of the means of production. While not as direct, government controls and regulation have a similar result to nationalization insofar as the moral idea of imposing the will of state/majority upon a free market. To a certain extent I suppose you are right, but as you later put, if you can morally justify regulation, you can morally justify nationalization further down the line. Any law or regulation that is necessary would be selected out (for example a company that had poor safety standards would find itself with a smaller, more desperate, or higher cost labor pool, and would be undercut by competitors offering better safety standards).

4a7b5 No.831

The difference is regular old standards SHOULD ideally merely be used in the interests of public health, whereas in socialism they are actively used as a legal truncheon to attack, control and rob from private individuals and corporations. They do not see any line between corporations and private individuals and the government, the state has the inherent right to do whatever they want because they are the state, and there are near to no real concrete tethers to make sure the state isn't being used that way.

It's still not inherently socialistic to have health standards for being able to sell food. Standards that are created by as close to objective scientific necessity is just good sense in public policy, erring on the side of the state only when it'd be a hazard not to.

Whereas with socialism, it's not just the occasional pipe up, it's deliberately crafting health codes so individuals make "better choices" by making sodas cost $10 per 8 oz as "luxuries", trying to morally tax meats out of the market or make it increasingly less and less profitable to produce cattle, poultry or mutton until those businesses have to shut down. But it's all, "in the name of health." Like the WHO would have you believe, effectively not being vegetarian or vegan is a form of violence against not just 3rd world peoples, but the planet, and so meat eating has to go.

Socialism is arbitrary government ideology passing itself off as "the greater good," through legitimized force. If individual rights or businesses aren't part of that "greater good" and the morals and beliefs of said socialist dictators or "representatives" (heads of the party) then they can be quashed and ignored. Or the people re-educated to see what they're doing as exceptions, not violations.

Legitimate representative government with checks, balances and laws is not inherently socialist, else the Berkley nutters would stop crowing about capitalist immorality and talking about America having so much democracy it's detrimental to progress.

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c32ed No.751[Reply]

eb771 No.752

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That is one phat babby. But I'd be lying if I said this wasn't a guilty pleasure of a read.

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a9e58 No.159[Reply]

Like many fans of Jim Davis’ erotica I’ve been waiting for a continuation of Fertile Valley for, admittedly, far too long. Davis wrote 12 chapters, and unfortunately never returned to the story. For years I’ve toyed with the idea of continuing the erotica, postponing it until now. I haven’t made a complete outline yet, but I’m thinking of adding seven/eight chapters, giving the story a proper end.

Note that - like the original - the story will have pregnancy, incest, pre-teen (consensual) sex, breast/penis expansion and cum inflation. If any of these are not to your liking, perhaps this work is not for you. This is a work of fiction and is by no means a justification of pedophilia.

Davis' original: http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/fv/
My continuation:

Please let me know what you think, and share any ideas/comments you have. I hope you enjoy the story.
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06d69 No.688

I'm starting to think the pregnantxxx forum is having some issues. it says my account is now inactive for some reason and I cannot log in anymore. and earlier when I tried to send a pm to GeForce it said this user does not exist. so I dont know what is going on.

06d69 No.700

Chapter 19 is up!

6b743 No.701

Great stuff. Thanks a lot for continuing this classic series, g-force.

b1c45 No.707

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Hello everyone,

I'm sorry for not having posted here in quite a while - I'm trying once more now, hoping the message comes through.

Thank you all for the support, criticism, and most of all, your patience. This story has been quite an undertaking: at times frustrating, but ultimately rewarding to write. I hope you enjoy (and have enjoyed) my contribution to Davis' fantastic original.

Chapter 19 is out, and with that monster out of the way only the epilogue remains.

For easy chapter browsing, go the the first page of the forum thread and click the designated links: http://www.pregnantxxxforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=115851#p115851

b4edf No.734

Final chapter.
Epilogue: Ten Years Later

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b8405 No.705[Reply]

I'm testing the speech to text editor. Blah blah blah. I'm in her belly was so big it was super hot this thing doesn't make humming noises. I was thinking of using it to write stories when it'll feel like typing with my fingers. And it's doing alright. But I'm still lazy f*. You can say f* computer no one's going to judge you. I miss you messing around in blah blah that Billy is. This could use some work.

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