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6b3e5 No.2988[Reply]

Been having this dream recently where a girl has testis attached to her uterus and whenever an egg is released, sperm would also be released essentially impregnating herself instead of having a period. They can't remove the testis because they are attached directly to the uterus so they would have to remove her entire Uterus to get the pregnancies to stop.
She would carry the baby, which would essentially be a clone of herself to term then one month later get pregnant again (essentially on a 10 month cycle).
Birth control is not powerful enough, and aborting the fetus would do nothing since she would just get pregnant again. She can only give natural birth as a C-section would not heal by the time she got pregnant again.
Her hymen regrows itself after it has been ripped and her vagina can reset itself it prepubescent state making it always tight and clean.
Her Uterus is much more elastic allowing it to easily grow and shrink as needed.
Of course her sex drive is through the roof as her hormones are always in overdrive.

If I was a better artist I would totally make this into a comic or something. Fill free to play with this as you will. My mind is going crazy with all the possible implications of such an occurrence.

c3eec No.2994

Funnily enough, I had an idea like this, too. Mine would have gone a little differently, in that her condition was only realised when her girlfriend, who had never had a male lover, became pregnant. And then, after years of battling to stop becoming pregnant, she just gives in and decides to fill a house with herself.

Not sure if it'll ever be an animation, but I do think having a scene where the girl is doing nothing in particular, maybe sleeping or reading, and you see the sperm being released and impregnating her would be fun. It speaks to my fetish of women becoming pregnant through unnatural / ridiculous means, and being totally unaware of it happening. :3 (I wonder why some people find my stuff creepy…)

6b3e5 No.3000

Interesting concept, and I think it would be hilarious.

I cam to realize that the while concept of self-impregnation would mean that it is literally a virgin pregnancy and birth.

Also, would the child just be a clone of the mother or a differant version of her as it would have differant genetics but based off her own? (It's been to long since I studied genetics).

c3eec No.3008

Pretty sure the baby would not be a clone, but be very similar to its mother (father?) as there is a limited pool of genetics for nature to select from. Thinking about it that way, it would be a product incest, albeit unintentional.

You could probably go deeper into the "male" and "female" sets of genetics being provided and which one would be more dominant (ie. because the male genetics dominate, the children would somehow resemble a male that does not exist, or the male that these testis would have belonged to) but that might be its own rabbit hole of possibilities. :D

b78cf No.3031

I read this whole thread with a general feeling of, "This is a little crazy and not exactly my thing but y'know what I'd still check it out and probably even enjoy it anyway."

But it was the phrase "fill a house with herself" that somehow got me to laugh even on a morning when I woke up to find out I'd be showering in rather-brisk-at-warmest water, so I thank you for that in particular.

6b3e5 No.3033

Glad we can help :D

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b615f No.677[Reply]

On a scale of one to Gary Busey how bad is it that I want to get this pregnant
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199da No.1108

best booty in overwatch

22358 No.1175

Orisa? Why tho?

0e89a No.1253

She sounds like she'd make a good mum

06879 No.1268

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>You will never see Orisa's simple face trying it's hardest to express a mixture of nervous measure as she gives birth to your half omnic spawn

498cf No.3018

This makes my pee pee hard

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b4d98 No.2837[Reply]

Found on r/Cringetopia

c0546 No.2838

This just sounds like a failed dolphin gang rape

8ff61 No.2839

Igor Charkovsky is some Russian guy who fled to like Israel or Turkey to escape criminal charges of…
1. Death of a few infants from drownings,
2. Sexual abuse/assault of women in his career,
and 3. Financial fraud from his services.
WTF would anyone have a baby in the middle of the sea? Black sea, Dead sea, Mediterranean sea, whatever.

e2cf4 No.2946

Giving birth in the ocean sounds like a horrible idea

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ad047 No.2925[Reply]

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696b7 No.2930

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24514 No.2931

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697e9 No.2933

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29350 No.2934

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a31a8 No.2945

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> this is not spam

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31242 No.2890[Reply]

Any and all 2hu's. Maybe this thread exists elsewhere and I missed it. Anyway.
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31242 No.2897

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800fe No.2898

Needs more Ran Yakumo

31242 No.2899

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1f412 No.2900

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fe619 No.2924

Source me that first one pls?

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ad0ca No.2073[Reply]

I'm talking about the vorephile question, of course.
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bf0c2 No.2907

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2a134 No.2910

Thanks bruh you too.

86f88 No.2911

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316b0 No.2791[Reply]

found this on dankmemes

could someone tell me where i can find this game ?

also the preg human fluttershy is from marrazan
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eb357 No.2836

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This (First image) one, right? Here's the (gif)!

We already know that most China people were fucking scammer. Even Indian Tech support was nothing compared to those.

ec7bf No.2840

Fluttershy makes the perfect waifu, esp. when I made her pregnant (everyone, go ahead and rub her belly for good luck).

c10e7 No.2886

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I got this shit every single time. Well, THE HELL WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

c10e7 No.2887

I know about that, but our problem is that they put preggo pic on A FUCKING AD!

c10e7 No.2888

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Perfect rope for hanging myself….

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fd12c No.2762[Reply]

ancient, stale, or fresh, i don't care, memes themed around pregnancy just get me off
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ce775 No.2863

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Found this funny

55665 No.2864

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That's actually kinda cute

Also, birth is hot as fuck.

df67d No.2865

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>tfw you see a splendid belly

ce775 No.2884

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Not really pregnancy, but it cracked me up 😆

a5a36 No.2885

not as much as the toddler

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ad538 No.2801[Reply]

So I want to make good pregnant content not just porn I have a pregnant woman to work with tell me what you want to see
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7e2f2 No.2859

She is goin into labor today I think I'll get pix and audio If I can

eb280 No.2860

Is it just me, or is this a little serial killery? Or human trafficky?

5c83d No.2869

Yeah, I'm not saying notify the FBI, buuuut.

e5546 No.2870

How does one, even notify the FBI in this situation ?

2b6b2 No.2871


Make ethical porn or gtfo

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ca833 No.2862[Reply]

Hi, I'm looking for an original video from the image. Only what I can find, is a fake news programme with ultra low res. I know that there was an original video with much higher res, but I can't find it anymore.

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