an ovarian cyst guys
Same, I'd whack it to this. Doesn't take much to ignore the reality of it and just enjoy that it's a big, round pregnant-looking belly and that is precisely my cup of tea.
Come to think of it, the fact there's no baby to be born and end it all, and the fact that it's continuing to grow is really, really my cup of tea. That's my (biscuits and) jam, man.
that is fucking nuts