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a2c0e No.1615[Reply]

Shoe talking bout Willis?? Would of liked to seen her push out that wide load Gary Coleman In Da building..Preg Channing over here .seen yo mama on Efuckt eating scorpions??? Ok yalls keeping it random


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91679 No.1544[Reply]

I had a lot of time to think to myself last night, I don't have a problem understanding the subtle nuances of social situations, the problem is and always has been my stubborn view that its wrong to push them upon people who don't understand them, my motive behind thinking this way stems from a time when I too didn't understand them, and thought it was unfair and selfish on society's part to bombard me with things which at the time I didn't understand when all I wanted was to go about my life without hindrance, I'm no longer a teenager and I understand now in adulthood what I didn't in my teen years, but because I still held frustration toward the emotional pain I went through, I for the past 18 years wanted to bring an end to social nuance in the same way Martin Luther King Jr brought an end to racial prejudice because I saw both as equally wrong to push upon people.

Last night the realization came to me that if I understand social nuance then its completely rediculous for me to keep fighting against it, so I'm just not going to anymore because I've lost too many friends and ex gf as is over this and want to keep what few people I have left in my life.

3f281 No.1545

you look as repulsive as you act

b9753 No.1559

I used to think similar to this, that I could just ignore social cues and body language and I could get through life just fine. Obviously it didn't work and I was had very few friends growing up. During high school I decided to change myself and attended therapy and learned ways to interpret non verbal cues from a professional. I also worked on my social anxiety and got better at dealing with crowds and talking to people.

It took several years of hard work, but it paid off. Now in college I participate in after school clubs, have friends, and go out to places. Before, I would have thought that such things were unnecessary or even a waste, but now I 'm definitely happier with my life.

Taking the time to reflect on why you acted as you did and making it clear you want to change is excellent. Things will be hard, but I wish you well on your journey.

91679 No.1560

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>>1559
Thank you <3

I hope to meet more people as kind as you in the future.



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48bfa No.1373[Reply]

what was the last Family Guy episode to use traditional animation?
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581aa No.1535

飛翔 ルーラー !oyxLDTDotI whats your email

97443 No.1547

>>1535
You talking to me?

48bfa No.1553


48bfa No.1567

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>>1564
Go and check your emails, I emailed you twice so far.

d916f No.1568

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>>1567
I actually thought Zeke was posting here for a moment.



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8573e No.1516[Reply]

I came here for a fresh start and messed it up already, I did and said things that offended others without taking you guys feelings into account first, I want us to get along and Im sorry I upset you guys and hope you're not too mad and can forgive me eventually. Hugs <3
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8573e No.1552

>>1549
I'm not a damn troll, if I did or said something offensive that does not by default mean I went out of my way to piss someone off, is it really so hard for you to accept that I simply said things without considering how it would make others feel first?

f19e5 No.1554

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>>1552
>is it really so hard for you to accept that I simply said things without considering how it would make others feel first?
You've been doing it for the last five years, and you not thinking before posting has resulted in you being banned literally everywhere. So you apologize at the drop of a hat not knowing what you did wrong, only knowing that you did do wrong. And in your rush to accept it you seem to be uncaring and not interested in advice like: >>1546 offered you.

You simply replied with actual good criticism with "Hugs" making it look like you give zero shits about the effort they've just made to help you. So learn how to human communication or fuck off.

8573e No.1555

>>1546
Just incase me simply saying "hugs <3" didn't convey what I meant it to, I just want to say that I'm really appreciative of the advice you gave me, thank you <3

4537d No.1556

>>1555
Make a video on your hands and knees begging for forgiveness.

60802 No.1558

>>1555
>>1556
…Don't do this.



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4680c No.708[Reply]

How many games are there where you can make a girl look pregnant?
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4680c No.723

>>722
Nice

e7b57 No.724

>>722
Man that's a good game.

>>720
Any links to your works?

bc7e6 No.725

>>724
It's all on here: http://sqwarkdemon.deviantart.com/
I personally recommend the Vriska interactive.

90b02 No.726

>>708
>>712
>>722
These are great!

0388d No.1413

>>708 Those bellies are fake or real?



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dd6b3 No.1357[Reply]

Hello!

This may not be preg related, but I just wanted to talk about this. In this thread, we share video game music we think is calm, relaxing, peaceful or beautiful.

My first pick is Time Piece Bubble, from A Hat in Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qu6FO1HOKM

38c8a No.1358

Well…it's not pregnant but who cares. VGM is like a drug to me so.. here's mine:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qqGLyvgy_I
Turnabout sisters - phoenix wright
I got like 100 more. But I'll let others in first.

5147c No.1359

I'm quite partial to the Skyarrow Bridge theme from Gen V myself.

https://youtu.be/cqbXjQnrdMw

dd6b3 No.1361

Here's another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNtP3ilYaJk
_Dusk from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door_
This track is too underrated.

4b16d No.1362

This one from Vectorman is great. https://youtu.be/DAlmHvPl6rg A lot of people say the Genesis sound chip (Yamaha YM2612) sounds bad, but it produced some great music when fully utilized.

0495c No.1364

If I had to choose one, it would be Dearly Beloved from the Kingdom Hearts series. In particular the original. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z2W-hVUj4c



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89499 No.1330[Reply]

SO, me and a friend had been working on some mechanics for sex and pregnancy in rpg's. He's not overly into it, and recently I've lost enthusiasm (Long story ending in miscarriage) so the rules had stagnated. Recently i stumbled upon the super pregnancy calculator project, which reminded me how awesome we can be when we put our minds to something, so i thought i would toss this out to the community. here's a link to the doc.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eb6ZQ7qTUFc8ob4HlbFxoS2zvVdT65NnSwnnUgeg9T4/edit . criticism/advice welcomed.
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f6414 No.1345

Pretty solid idea. If a character wants to get pregnant, a bunch of low dice rolls could make things particularly exciting!

6190b No.1346

So how is race mixing (ex: a human fucks an elf) calculated, because you don’t seem to have made that clear?

fc916 No.1347

It is entirely based around the mother's fertility. Short of the man being sterile, his fertility wouldn't act as more than a one or two point modifier. Five or six in the case of species mixing.

6190b No.1348

>>1347
>Five or six in the case of species mixing.

Not sure what this means. Are you saying species mixing would give a 5 or 6 percent increase or decrease?

fc916 No.1349

Increase to number you had to roll under, if the father was from a more fertile species. Decrease if the father was from a less fertile species.



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15a15 No.1314[Reply]

checklist of things to do in order to become a resident in japan

1. find out how much a plane ticket to japan costs. (check)

2. learn by what means do you perchase a plane ticket once obtaining the money.

3. find a job that will support plane ticket fee.

4. learn japanese fluently.

5. learn japanese culture, customs, history and social norms.

6. establish a job and place of living in japan and how to obtain them before going.

checklist to follow once getting there
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e8046 No.1335

>>1314
>Lives in the US
>Wants to leave

Are you insane?

0ef67 No.1336

>>1335
If you read this guy's previous threads you wouldn't have to ask.

395ee No.1337

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>>1335
The guy is using a tripfag handle on this forum, of all places, like it fucking 'matters' an iota, and he's only here because he's been booted and/or outright banned from every other conceivable chan-and/or-otherwise-type image/discussion board for reasons you can probably divine at this juncture. You do the math.

4606d No.1338

>>1337
Him having a tripfag name is actually rather fun because it leaves an interesting paper trail so you can piece together the full story. It’s like a google treasure hunt but instead of treasure there’s just cringe.

9c2f6 No.1339

>>1335

Contrary to popular opinion, not every American is satisfied with life.

Hell, you got Vietnam War veterans going back to the country they lost the flower of their youth in because they identify more with the people of that country than the one of their birth.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-36363537



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a3a2f No.891[Reply]

I'm not really into the pregnant theme of this site, I'm pretty much here because I got kicked off other imageboards and am struggling to find more, the reason being of why I'm looking for other chans is because Im just wanting people to interact with, so itt let's do just that, tell me about yourselves and your interests.
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84141 No.1284

>>1279
No

>>1283
Thanks for answering mate.

>>1278
So are you looking for a new community or something? If so be careful of us anons here, we are pretty edgy as you can see here.

234d8 No.1285

>>1284
>So are you looking for a new community or something?

Yes.

a5e71 No.1286

>>1285
I'm usually just a lurker/poster here but as far as I've seen there are a bunch of people willing to communicate(discord,kik etc) with others. Hunt the other boards too like /c/ for more info.

234d8 No.1311

I don't feel good.

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May be a stereotype, but pregnant women do eat ALOT. I need to have enough snacks for her in my tea party.



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40c0d No.1307[Reply]

Ayy, I wrote a poem for an erotic story I was writing a while back. Lemme know what you think.

I have a gift for you in me, my love,
Thick as the waters of a mother's womb.
Two bodies, moving close in unison:
The sounds of pleasure call nature to bloom.
The forest smiles as I breach your body,

The wetlands ease me towards distant plains:

I find therein smooth fields of potential

Calling to be nourished by loving rain.
As climax overwhelms your naked form,
I feel the epicentre of the quake -
I give my gift as deeply as I can,
And flood the fertile land with a new lake.

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ecc40 No.1308

Hot. I'm going to masturbate to this.

e2945 No.1323




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