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fcf6e No.2585[Last 50 Posts]

Pregnant geriatrics…

e033d No.2586

Y u do dis

941b4 No.2587

Why does she look like a burn victim? Why are her hands so tiny? Why does her dead husband have a third eye?

ef6c5 No.2588

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a1766 No.2608

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ddc3b No.2609

So, will this thread be expanded upon? It's not the one we deserve, but it's the one we need.

e8649 No.2610

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Mpreg. All of it.

b7622 No.2611

When some just… Randomly starts using drugs out of nowhere? I've seen it more than I thought I would, just, someone does a sex, and it may have resulted in pregnancy, and then everyone involved just… Randomly takes a heroin break? Or stops to snort coke? And then they go back to boning down. I don't know, it just… Takes my juice right out of me, I suddenly feel completely removed from the experiance.

b7622 No.2612

Also, grimy speech to the point of being excessive. I don't mean some dirty talk, I mean "fuck you, you dumb fucking ugly fucking shit-covered fucking pussy! You fucking like it when I fuck your bitchy slutty disgusting worthless ugly period-blood spurting tuna-smelling fucking cunt with my goddamn fucking pissing fucking ass fucking fuck damnit asshole shitty clit dick, don't you?!" It's like… Just too much. It becomes half repulsive, and half silly. And then it just goes ON, the reply will be just as foul and excessive as the initial question. :/

0adaf No.2613

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Watch at your own risk. Dont tell me i didnt warn you

b7622 No.2614

Last thing for now, the bad guys in most hentai are SUPER ugly. Hyper-ultra-mega uggo. I'm not asking for Fabio going around forcing himself on people, but… Do they have to be 400 pounds and bald with glasses and buck teeth every time? Or build like Waluigi really stopped caring about his outward appearance? It could just be… A guy. I saw someone who had the rapist wearing sunglasses and a bandana to hide his identity, and other than that looked perfectly normal, and that was fine. If anything it made it more impactful, uggo monsters hadn't crawled from the pages of a fantasy novel, it was some random guy like you see on the street every day. It made ME more uneasy at least, but in a real, enjoyable way.

8497d No.2615

>>2613

Oof, I didn't watch the whole thing here, but I've seen it. One of my former friends, like, randomly shared it? On Facebook? Like, normal main-account Facebook? I was informed I just "didn't get" the artistry, and I just… Look. I write porn for a living. Think I don't know a snuff fetish when I see it? Damn…

And yea, it for sure makes me feel not super ok.

d6212 No.2616

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>>2613
Delete that shit

3ecc4 No.2617

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>>2613

Ahh yes, Fukouna Shoujo 03. I thought I blotted this out my mind.

8e9ae No.2619

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>>2613

Jesus fucking Christ

9b564 No.2621

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>>2613
I SHOULDN'T HAVE CLICKED THAT SPOILER

941b4 No.2623

>>2612
>"Hell I like you. You can come to my house and fuck my sister." I tried to move, to run away, only to find my arms bound over my head by leather straps, my legs each similarly restrained. "I will give you three seconds, exactly three fucking secinds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"

>"What's going on? What's happening?!" I demanded. My captor rolled her eyes. "Maybe you are a TOUCH slow… What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"


>The woman pretending to be the nurse strode over to me, delicately lifting my shirt, exposing my midriff. Soft, gentle hands stroked my flat belly. "You like the kind of boy who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." came the proclamation, her tone one of glee and simmering desire. I was confused, even as I felt an odd sensation run through me, a warm current that seemed to coalesce deep inside my body. "What? No, I'm not. I don't care how badly you tricked me, I'm ninety-nine percent sure you're not hiding boy parts under that skirt." I knew this was just some sick joke.


-Excerpt from Sex Ed by MuchBirth, but with Full Metal Jacket Quotes.

>>2614
I think it's related to NTR and humiliation. If two attractive people have sex it's nothing special, but if an attractive woman if raped by a fat, ugly bald man she can never go back. How would you feel if your partner left you for George Clooney? What if they left you for Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia?

>>2613
Ero Guro is pretty interesting from a historic and cultural sense. It started in 1930's Japan as a way of coping with the increased militarism and upheaval going on in the government. Not to mention that Japan is a very collectivist society, and I imagine that highly artistic people who are forced to maintain a very specific public image will develop some weird tastes.

e8649 No.2624

>>2613
What.
In.
The Actual.
Fuck.

4714d No.2625

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>>2623
fat ugly bald men are treated completely unfairly given that they fill an important niche in the smut ecosystem

e8649 No.2626

>>2625
As soon as I saw that picture I thought of Goosh Goosh.


For some reason.

941b4 No.2628

>>2625
If all of the fat ugly bald men disappeared, Japan's birth rate would go negative.

44228 No.2630

>>2628
You mean the birth rate that *already* is negative?

846f2 No.2631

>>2623

I was not prepared for that today. XD

941b4 No.2632

>>2630
Japan's birthrate is currently at 1.44 births per woman, but I know what you mean.

>>2631
Thanks, I was inspired by Maritan's English Drill Book F*CK Edition.

4714d No.2635

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>>2628
>>2630
>>2632
to be fair, japan's native birth rate is higher than most western countries

4714d No.2658

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and back to the thread topic

c47ed No.2659

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>>2658

Hi /v/

a1450 No.2669

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>>2658
An update on this.

>The patient, a 29-year-old Native American woman whose identity has not been made public, has been in a coma ― which Micheaels described as “a completely vulnerable state” ― for 14 years after a near-drowning incident. She has been in the care of Hacienda HealthCare, a Phoenix-based nursing facility.


>She gave birth on Dec. 29 to a healthy child, according to reports from local outlet KPHO-TV. Hacienda staffers reportedly did not realize the patient was pregnant until she began moaning as she was going into labor. KPHO-TV reported on Monday that the woman had been raped several times.


What a crazy fucking world.

1fb71 No.2670

>>2669
Not just rape… but to someone who for all intents and purposes cannot fight back despite being partially conscious. Like this shit's worse than the idea of nugget porn since at least in some of those cases you could argue that consent is given … but this is just horrible.

8e9ae No.2671

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>>2669
>>2670
>they felt the need to place emphasis on the fact that the victim is Native American while ignoring that the perp is a border jumper from Haiti

1bca2 No.2672

>>2671
There'sBiasEverywhere.jpg

941b4 No.2673

>>2671
How does one jump over a border when the two countries are separated by about 1300 km of ocean?

a1450 No.2674

>>2670
>nugget porn

u wot m8

24989 No.2675

>>2674
Nuggets are basically amputees. No arms and legs

a1450 No.2676

>>2675
>No arms and legs

Oh fuck. Now that I think of it, there were pregnuggets in Bone Tomahawk.

Shit was fugged.

ac4f3 No.2677

Like a turd, in the wind.

fdd88 No.2678

>>2671
They didn't place any emphasis, it's common to identify the race of any individual in the news.

5a9d9 No.2947

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bef8e No.3140

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Oldie, but goodie.

e8649 No.3141

>>3140
This made me laugh. lol

e8649 No.3142

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a6ba6 No.3143

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>>3140
"AHH! MY NIPPLES, THEY HURT! THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM!"

8e291 No.3219

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>>2613
ancient

d421e No.3289

>>2676
That's horrifying! Do you have screenshots?

b9b54 No.3290

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>>>3289
Nothing really earth shattering. Here's the first few.

b9b54 No.3291

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And the last. It's a pretty short scene. The worst part is none of the characters put the women out of their misery.

d421e No.3292

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>>2670
Nuggets are patrician

7d5b6 No.3293

>>3292
So was the Marquis De Sade.

eb031 No.3518

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Here's a pregnant woman covered in bees.

bef8e No.3519

>>3518
What's wrong with that?

86400 No.3520

>>3518
1. Helps trigger labor
2. Makes labor less painful
and 3. Might help the mother's mood

Just theories, dumb but they may work.

941b4 No.3522

>>3519
>>3520
I didn't know that Bee Movie was based on a true story.

bef8e No.3531

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941b4 No.3532

>>3531
Well, I guess the site is banned in China now, thanks.

ebf08 No.3533

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>>3531
…Oh I get it, he's taking a Poohp. That…brought a needed smile to my very tired face after the fucking week I've had.

31b4b No.3534

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>>3531
>>3532

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e033d No.3535

>>3534
Rip Chinese with preg fetishes

3e671 No.3593

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86400 No.3594

>>3593
I want to edit it and make it a black baby boy…yuppie chicks LOVE to head down to the hood, get knocked up before their biological clock ticks…and to still sleep with the boss with that black baby boy kicking and sending sex hormones to their pregnancy brain. LOL, what fun.

77cc4 No.3595

>>3594
Yall cuckold fetishes are a fucking trip, man.

c52d8 No.3596

>>3593
This is my fetish, she trying to work, trying to be professional and I'm just squirming around distracting her by making her hungry, making her horny. Best part is she has a female co-worker who's into pregnant girls.

5af68 No.3620

UGH! Kill it with fire!

eb031 No.3634

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here's something fucked up

dc6a3 No.4634

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!?!?!

dc6a3 No.5068

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mama mia

86400 No.5069

>>5068
>New Years Eve in 2019
>Rome, Italy
>Somali immigrant

Real life is stranger than fiction.

I didn't know Somali men are into preggos, I know many French are.

Happy holiday season (but no raep plz).

30cec No.5070

>>5069

It's a far-right rag. I wouldn't think about it too hard.

b5255 No.5071

>>5068
He a good boy, he didn't do nothing! If you disagee, you're a racist bigot and need to check your white privilege!
>>5070
The far-right guys are the only ones who report this kind of stuff, everybody else pretends that nothing ever happens.

610ff No.5073

>>5071
that's because it didn't actually happen you retard

016c7 No.5074

>>5073
Yes, it's inconceivable, and it's not as if anything similar has ever happened before.

38222 No.5085

>>5074
What's more likely, that one news site is bullshit or that there is a huge conspiracy going on?

86400 No.5089

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I imagine myself as a woman, I am genderfluid and to experience pregnancy as a biological female…I like to have that big belly myself, even though I'm male biologically and straight/hetero (maybe she and I are pregnant together to share our responsibilities of expanding our family).

4c67f No.5090

>>5089
>I am genderfluid
You're semen?

b5255 No.5092

>>5073
>>5085
Like I already posted:
>Dem are good boys, dem dindu nuffin, did not happen!

b5255 No.5093

>>5090
He's a puddle of watet, that's why he changes his gender so often.

d960d No.5094

>>5092
Guilty until proven innocent, but an idiot like you probably isn't American so it can't be helped.

df294 No.5095

>>5094
Yeah, maybe groping a woman and masturbating is how you say hello in Somalia. Who are we to judge?

dc6a3 No.5097

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*blort*

bef8e No.5099

>>5097
>"Should we pick up the baby?"
>"Nah, it's like all slimy and shit."

2d1f5 No.5101

>>5097
there's just something so funny about that.

7a0dc No.5102

>>5097
I could barely even tell she was pregnant until that grey alien looking fetus plopped out

f3849 No.5103

>>5097
>fuck, I'm already on 1 child policy
>should've aborted it earlier and eat it
>oh well, Winnie's men are gonna take it to the organ farm anyway

10fba No.5104

>>5095
You come into a thread thinking 'people are gonna say this is bullshit' and then act all high and mighty when people call call bullshit and then say 'told you so' like its some kind of proof that you're not an idiot. Go play outside or something, get a hobby, hell jack off or something. You could do better with your life. I believe in you. You don't need to waste your life being annoying on porn websites. You have infinite potential as a human being and the world would benefit if you applied all this tenacity you have for being a dumbass online into something more productive. You are capable of great things and this isnt it.

c52d8 No.5105

>>5089
>>5093
This is what happens when we cut gender studies

d6c0e No.5116

>>5105
Well maybe they should move bodily fluids 101 back to biology and medicine.

0aa85 No.5118

The Fossil/Kamuisaurus drama in both /f/ and The Naughty List thread

fc97a No.5123

>>5104
u mad bro

dc6a3 No.5198

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here's something EXTRA fucked up

7a0dc No.5254

>>5198
English translation?

dc6a3 No.5375

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>woman buries her newborn in playground
>kindergartners find it

dc6a3 No.6106

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Good thing the mother forgot to flush.

f3849 No.6108

>>6106
>not even ch*nese women wants to have a ch*nese baby
Sad, just like Coronaland as a whole.

35258 No.6271

>>2673
with an impressive set of legs

eb091 No.6272

>>6108
Incels everyone

aa66b No.6273

>>6272
You say that like it's an insult

c52d8 No.6275


096cf No.6276

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being poor

834d5 No.6277

>>6276

Yeah, that does tend to put a damper on things…

834d5 No.6278

>>6106

That's really fucking missed up.

Holy fuck.

I hope that child is raised by a family that won't treat it like literal shit.

aa66b No.6279

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>>6275
You win the thread, this guy is revolting.

28465 No.6280

>>6272
>the misandrist wokescold is a CCP bootlicker
something something pottery

6042e No.6281

>>6280
China is a Capitalist Country. Has been since Mao died

6042e No.6282

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>>6279
Glory to the Revolution, Consrrvitard

69665 No.6283

>>6281
I think it's more accurate to describe China as facist. The starting point being Deng Xiaoping's reforms during the 1980's.

44c7d No.6285

>>6283
>I think it's more accurate to describe China as facist
Do they have a stick with pregnant porn on the end?

69665 No.6286

>>6285
I get the reference, but they'll need one in a few decades after the one child policy induced gender imbalance and culture of having only one child leads to a huge population drop off.

b10d2 No.6287

>>6286
>>6285
China was known as the Whore of the Orient for it's Opium Addiction

b10d2 No.6288

>>6285
China before Communism was Fuck God's, Fuck Heavens and Fuck Concubines. Communists China sucked because Mao was senile

c52d8 No.6291

>>6279
Let me guess, you saw something about yourself in the video you didn't like

69665 No.6295

>>6287
Which was caused by the British smuggling through India in order to reverse a trade imbalance that was draining Britain of its silver. This lead to the Opium Wars and Britain getting a 99 year lease on Hong Kong.

The Chinese government still holds a grudge over this, and calls the resulting period the "Century of Humiliation".

aa66b No.6300

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>>6291
That's a clever way of calling somebody a tranny, I'll give you that.

c52d8 No.6304

>>6300
It wasn't but if you discovered something about yourself more power to you. Be safe on your journey

aa66b No.6305

>>6304
lol no I'm not degenerate enough to mutilate myself.

3fed8 No.6306

>>6304
Is there a weaker argument than
>you say you don't like it because you secretly like it

By that retarded viewpoint everyone must secretly really want to be Nazis.

c52d8 No.6307

>>6305
I got more good news for you then, surgery is not required

571a4 No.6308

>>6306
Wait, everyone doesn't?

9e877 No.6309

>>6300
She's not a tranny, she's a spinster

9e877 No.6310

>>6306
Don't look at me. Fundies wanted to give Teen Girls Purity Balls with dad, but the Feminists Spinsters whined

aa66b No.6312

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>>6309
>she

0498d No.6313

>>6310
Stfu kisame

8f5d9 No.6314

>>6313
I have been unavailable due to parents complaining about BLM destroying the Black Nuclear Family with LGBT themes. I recently became an uncle and I have to read this stuff. BLM's prose is too bad. At least Huey P Newton was eloquent

834d5 No.6317

>>6314

Huey P. Newton was metal as fuck

8553f No.6319

>>6317
From what I have been hearing, lefties are losing their jobs for fappening to porn. Its getting so bad that even the church and radical Feminists know that kids are fapping to Alfosto.

Right wingers tend to love Uzaki and Nagatoro

69665 No.6321

>>6314
I don't get why people are obsessed with the idea that a nuclear family must be a stay-at-home mom and a working dad. What's really important is a stable finincial sitiuation, nurturing guardians, and someone who is able to spend time with the children. The last point doesn't have to be mom, it can be a dad or even grandparents.

d67fb No.6322

>>6321
Every Black Dude's fantasy is a woman who is barefoot and pregnant as God intended.

9b207 No.6325

>>6321
In American, you have to pay 100 a year to join the Socialist Party of America or BLM, or NAACP

869ca No.6326

>>6321
Because statistically speaking the Nuclear family has been a very strong and competent unit for raising children. Also it's a unit that relates back to a more nostalgic happy time even if it's not an entirely accurate representation.

What really matters is that Children grow up in an environment where they are provided proper guidance, one where they learn compromise, are given enough attention, see proper interactions between sexes, are encouraged to be self sufficient, and one that provides incentive for emotional management.

The Nuclear family pretty much checks all those boxes.

4c1be No.6327

>>6326
I am actual normal due to being raised by the nuclear family. I have been trolling Ilikapie because he's a Trump supporter, even though Trump comes from a wealthy family and is a socialite in the county next to me

c52d8 No.6328

>>6326
That's more because our society as we know it disproportionately rewards the nuclear family.

>>6325
>they're shocked a political organization charges club dues

5bf01 No.6329

>>6327
kek, how?

5bf01 No.6330

>>6328
>That's more because our society as we know it disproportionately rewards the nuclear family.

That's sounds like some serious cope.

dc6a3 No.6331

File: 1612491015827.webm (2.96 MB, 640x480, 1612487311481.webm) ImgOps Google iqdb

here's a webm of a sexy pregnant girl to calm you all down

6a033 No.6332

>>6330
Not really. Farmers in America has 7-8 children to work on the farm. It's Office Workers who has 2.5 kids.

>>6329
Consevative Artists like Ted Nugent, John Bryne, Scott Adams, Vic Mignogna, and Kirk Cameron are known to be bad Artists. I trolled him by acting like an Editor in Chief since Independent Artists can't handle deadlines

5bf01 No.6333

>>6332
So you acted like you were some sort of editor and wanted to hire him? That's amazing, do you have any screen shots of his retarded ass taking the bait? Did he act like a little bitch when you "canceled" his contract?

6a033 No.6334

>>6333
Him, Parafine, G3X, and Gnarly Otaku are super bitchy. I used my photography skills and writing skills to troll all 4 on Lolcow of them since they've been known to harass female artists

5bf01 No.6335

>>6334
Haha that's great! Can you post screen shots? I'm genuinely curious how bad you got them going. Love to share some of Pie's harassment to some friends on twitter.

6a033 No.6336

File: 1612491936721.png (289.56 KB, 720x1512, 1611572474957.png) ImgOps Google iqdb


>>6335
This is him being Super Bitchy last week.

5bf01 No.6337

>>6336
LOL, but that's nothing really new. Do you have any screenshots of you messing with him personally?

6a033 No.6338

>>6337
No. I tend to play up the Voodoo and Satanist angle, and cast a Hex on him. There's a Satanist Church upstate and they tend to curse people who attack them

5bf01 No.6339

>>6338
So, you were lying about having any dirt on him?

6a033 No.6340

>>6339
So far it's been Much Birth, Slick Pens, MawPaws, Riddle August, and Olympic Dames complaining about toxic masculinity. I deduced from his and ChrisGuy's behavior that they are abusive since they have been exposing right wing points on Discord

5bf01 No.6342

File: 1612495007993.png (60.46 KB, 414x414, Li says fuck you.png) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6340
It's okay Kisame lying may be wrong but we all do it.

Let me know when you actually grow a sack and want to contact me for real. I'm sure you haven't been saying shit about me on image boards because your scared.

6a033 No.6343

>>6342
See,Incels everyone

6a033 No.6344

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>>6342
I work 40 hours a week and make enough to pretty much live comfortably. I find that I enjoy art and a writing as a hobby. U just mad that nobody likes your ugly art and that MalcolmX hates you for being a Honky

79872 No.6345

File: 1612496468055.png (687.44 KB, 1024x1024, 78bpl238maw1gdw5mj9ko5vs_1….png) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6342

I drink the tears of all political parties, conservative ones are a bit saltier than the norm but they claim it's not.

054e4 No.6346

nice on-topic discussion guys
>schizo lolcow troll who genuinely hates this community but is literally not neurotypical enough to fuck off
>anti-lolcows derailing the thread because they literally don't know how mentally ill people works
>ITT:things that make you die inside

d5e56 No.6347

>>6346
The only one being full blown pants on head retarded is you guys. Black People don't buy into that neurodivrgent crap.

d5e56 No.6348

File: 1612508470443.png (332.28 KB, 720x1512, Screenshot_20210205-015713.png) ImgOps Google iqdb

So how turbo Autistic Ilikapie is? He's not cluing in that lolcow is made by a software engineer who can't get a job with his shitty programming skills

cc39b No.6349

>>6347
Not exactly my fault you're an ignorant nigger. Stop circlejerking and take your meds.

0890f No.6351

File: 1612512479806.png (463.8 KB, 924x485, Screen-Shot-2018-04-30-at-….png) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6349
You forgot your hat, Uncle Ruckus. Go back to Massa

97bcb No.6352

File: 1612515239562.jpg (82.31 KB, 800x527, ryundt.jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6351
Please get back to work, Mr. Biden.

5b4fa No.6354

File: 1612516467547.jpg (480.87 KB, 1200x1653, 1200px-Malcolm_X_NYWTS_2a.jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6352
I am Black. Black Liberals tend to be NAACP while Black Conservatives are Sunni Muslims who support the KKK.

bb403 No.6355

>>6345
liberals used to be worse salt wise but the conservitards are just as bad in recent

5b4fa No.6356

>>6355
Conservatives have been salty about public schools teaching about Assata Shakur, Tupac's Godmother, who is infamous in the NY-NJ are for getting into gunfights with cops on the Turnpike

5ca9e No.6359

>>6331
Sexier than mpreg, at least.

>>6332
What century do you live in? Farmers had numerous kids a hundred fucking years ago, but nowadays they tend toward few or, ideally, ONE because it makes passing down the farm actually worthwhile, instead of fracturing it into 7-8 pieces that aren't worth anything.

fd206 No.6361

>>6359
My Fundamentalist Pastor had 11 siblings and he turned out alright despite being from NY. Among my OCs, Li Li tend to prefer Catholics since they can make the most kids. She takes being a welfare queen as an insult

c52d8 No.6362

>>6359
Good for you about making things about mpreg again

fd206 No.6363

>>6362
MPreg is drawn by and for Gay Guys. For some odd reason, Turbo Gays are afraid of Connor Mcgregor, Loeffer, and Ivanka Trump

c52d8 No.6364

>>6363
>implying that there aren't straight guys who think about getting pregnant and commission mpreg

I guess my life is a lie

97bcb No.6365

>>6364
>I'm not gay, it's just pregnant men turn me on

11839 No.6366

File: 1612528448430.jpg (204.69 KB, 1200x1600, 1200px-2008TaipeiGameShow_….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6364
Tomino is straight and is upfront about the lack of pussy grabbing in anime. Takahashi is straight and she pretty much got away with pairing Sesshoumaru with Rin in Yashahime

13921 No.6367

Gimme tdlr too lazy to read

4c519 No.6368

>>6367
The Left has been cyberbullying the Right, causing the Right to retaliate. This all started when AOC kept campaigning in other districts than her own

0a236 No.6369

>>6367
Kisame is now a samefagging nigger.

4c519 No.6370

>>6369
Not really. I have been reviewing claims of censorship by Hyperpreg artists. I have been assuring them that their Boob and Hyperpreg art is pretty much SFW.

Thank Mabeelz for explaining the situation to me

c52d8 No.6371

>>6365
>Implying it's gay to want a cute girl to touch your pregnant belly

I don't know what to tell you

dc9d7 No.6372

>>6371
Most teens boys and men like Li Li, Valerie, The Miss Mars girls, or Keerlyna, or Fiona and Amaya and want art of them

336f9 No.6374

>>6371
Dude you're still wanting to be feminized as far as possible, you might as well just fantasize about being a woman if you're going that far. It's pretty fucking weird

dc9d7 No.6375

>>6374
See, this is why Mitch Mcconnell didn't want to hand out the money. He knows people were blowing it on Hormones Therapy. I rolled my eyes when Digibro and Jim Sterling became male to female transgender

c52d8 No.6376

File: 1612542444274-0.jpg (902.08 KB, 1595x1747, tXNYb3y.jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6374
Where do you think we are?

dc9d7 No.6377

>>6376
Pregnancy is a mainstream fetish. Fujos will always be held in low regards for their slash fics

336f9 No.6378

>>6376
If /d/ were tumblr, it'd be pregchan

ac4f3 No.6379

I'm just here to watch Kisame.

ac4f3 No.6380

>>6379
I mean there's mpreg discourse AND kisame in the same thread. It's a double feature. Fantastic.

dc9d7 No.6381

File: 1612545416313.jpg (140.79 KB, 640x902, jAWE6nm_70qRYMo1U44OxoyqOZ….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6380
I am Fundamentalist Protestant. Let's just say that Hair Metal and the Bible are allies

97bcb No.6382

>>6381
>On abortion: -
Pretty sure the fifth commandment already covers that.

dc9d7 No.6383

>>6382

Li Shannon, and Valerie, Li Li is Pro Life. She just views then and Colette as daughters

Mona is Pro Choice

efa0e No.6384

>>6383
*I meant Bolette. I wasn't wearing my reading glasses

13921 No.6385

How does Kisame stir up so much shit

336f9 No.6386

>>6384
I don't think reading glasses would have helped with that atrocious Grammar.

41ee4 No.6388

>>6385
>>6386
It's simple. Hyperpreg is made up of simps who are offended

e4afd No.6389

>>6370
Show me where I fucking asked, parasite.

e832c No.6390

File: 1612574520103.jpg (12.39 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6389
Learn to read, porch monkey

7f778 No.6393

File: 1612581360293.png (3.86 MB, 2550x3600, 1612470714919.png) ImgOps Google iqdb

I mean look at how ugly this comic look. If this is the best Consevative can do, boomer humor, then they should kill themselves like the Nazis they truly are

5bf01 No.6394

File: 1612584159784.png (83.08 KB, 400x400, totally not iLikapie.png) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6393
Actually AS A COMPLETELY NON BIASED INDIVIDUAL I have to say that this comic is pure BRILLIANCE and an artistic MASTERPIECE. I for one think that the fact you saved it to your personal collection says just that much. For someone that claims to hate this man's work you certainly seem quite obsessed with their BRILLIANT original characters. Are you sure you're aren't just jealous of this man's talent's and unusually good looks?

cc39b No.6396

>>6385
Literal autism and evidently from this thread, also schizophrenia.

aaed2 No.6397

>>6390
"Hello, my first reaction is to assume black people can't read instead of realizing all the posters in this chat are likely white people."

b6d3d No.6399

>>6394
Uh no, your art actually sucks because it has terrible composition. The characters are one dimensional, the colors are inconsistent, and everything thing looks flat.

>>6396
The only ones being turbo autistic is you guys.

e1fa0 No.6400

File: 1612619839761.jpeg (163.14 KB, 840x840, download.jpeg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6397
I am acting Black and using Ebonics. Don't misunderstand the text because you to retarded to understand when Black Folks are Joking, Honky

c52d8 No.6401

>>6374
No feminization, only pregnancy

a4a54 No.6402

>>6401
Pregnancy is literally the most feminine state of being. You literally cannot get more feminine than being pregnant.

32ef7 No.6403

File: 1612626689709.jpg (75.02 KB, 1280x1079, li_li_and_son_by_kisame17_….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6402
>>6401
Mothers are the enforcers of the status quo. Mother's don't allow their children to turn turbo gay or turbo transgender. We are already having this discussion about transgender athletes entering women's sports, and it's women who are against the LGBT

ac4f3 No.6408

>>6403
kisame you dumb bitch ilu

c52d8 No.6410

>>6402
Then why do people get mad about mpreg

77084 No.6414

>>6408

I have been trying to get back to commissioning art because I am getting bored of the Queer Theory nonsense

1e649 No.6417

>>6410
Because it's the antithesis of pregnancy. Come on bro think things through.

9ae4d No.6421

File: 1612666297059.png (96.03 KB, 333x250, Toph_Beifong.png) ImgOps Google iqdb

I honestly hate people who complain about Kisame. I am not Autistic, I am dyslexic

1e649 No.6424

>>6421
Fuck off Kisame

9ae4d No.6425

>>6424
Why don't you fuck off, turbo Autists with and oedipus complex?

1e649 No.6427

>>6425
Oh fuck off, you lack any sense of basic self reflection. You are a logical inconsistency. You'll argue against conservatism in one breath while demeaning the lgbt in the same. It's no wonder everyone thinks you're schizophrenic because the only thing consistent about you is your inconsistency. Just shut the fuck up already. You add nothing to the community's in any meaningful way. Hell even faggots that do nothing but commission preg art add more to community than you do.

c8ba6 No.6428

>>6427
Nobody cares about your shallow one dimensional characters. They are literal objects that make babies and are crafted to be catered around the make gaze. Check Your privilege, fascist

c3d4e No.6429

>>6427
Why don't you stop making bad works of art and get back into the sucllery, Masculine Fascists?

1e649 No.6430

>>6429
What the fuck are you even talking about? I can't even draw.

24711 No.6431

>>6430
If you can't draw, then shut the fuck up about Kisame, Faggot! You are just an asskisser and poser and not an artist! Leave Art to the Professionals, shit for brains!

1e649 No.6432

>>6431
The only poser here is you.

5a561 No.6433

File: 1612672296765.png (321.09 KB, 360x450, Weenie_Hut_Juniors.png) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6432
Sir, this is pregchan and not 4chan. Go to the hyper preg /d/ section if you want to be a weeny

410f5 No.6434

File: 1612674188962.jpg (135.08 KB, 1400x1400, 138256433.jpg.jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6432
>>6427
Don't forget your wig, Mrs. Karen

cae4a No.6971

File: 1618146798929.jpg (104.3 KB, 1021x1024, corset.jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

kinda hot ngl

65da5 No.6972

>>6971
That would indeed probably cause…death inside, if you get me, so can't say it doesn't fit the theme of the thread. In multiple ways, even.

bfca2 No.6974

>>6972
Not really. That's what amniotic fluid is for. You can't really crush a baby belly short periods of time. You just displace the fluid surrounding the baby and make it's environment more like a tube than an egg

96854 No.6977

File: 1618171890157.gif (463.11 KB, 540x223, DD1E30A1-F3FF-4A50-A835-95….gif) ImgOps Google iqdb

>>6971
>Go on a date with a woman you met for some time now. You you been dating for 6-8 months now.
>Both of you trust each other so much that sex is out of the question, you two want to fuck each other right now.
>She stops you for a minute. “I don’t know anon, I don’t think I’m ready.” She’s insecure about her body.
>You could care less. You reassure her that she’s beautiful and not to worry.
>Go home, maybe her place.
>You undress yourself down to your undergarments, or completely naked.
>.jpg reversed
>This only makes even more aroused

aef02 No.6979


7221f No.7259

File: 1620095357369-0.png (52.99 KB, 768x432, PVMNICLZHJHOPEUYUUCLBMJU24.PNG) ImgOps Google iqdb

File: 1620095357369-1.jpg (84.19 KB, 768x432, 7Q2FL2HCAVFMFG3DXXXSWSZB7U.jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

File: 1620095357369-2.jpg (98.33 KB, 1200x927, rocio.jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

>Rocio Pino
>running for Mexican senate
>using campaign to advertise her Onlyfans
>wants free implants for all Mexican women

Don't forget to vote, Mexibros.

f9bb3 No.7260

>>7259
ngl, that's pretty based.

028d8 No.7261

>>7259
this is actually the kind of political transparency I can get behind.

b0e6e No.7262

>>7259
>free implants for all Mexican Women
>advertises her OF
Based but also not based.


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