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File: 1591582871828.jpg (478.57 KB, 1613x1079, BSAGG ''Beautiful Thing'' ….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

dfe68 No.4380

(I put these color images together from a batch of quick sketches)

The idea:

A self contained, orbitless, artificial moon…

After each performance, adopting parents raise a sterling Star Fleet crew member.
Each audience member is most likely returning like a salmon to its native stream - as it were..

A play-doctor, often addressed as "Mr. Dr." or "Mr. Doctorman" is just some dude playin' doctor.
Knows not much of anything he does, poking and prodding the labor of love along if any dancer hollers out for some help.
He (or she) is constantly learning how-to.
Its his pleasure to lend a hand at times when a performer is expecting to go it totally alone, but then gets stage fright, and tightens up…

And pole dances, chair dances, table dances and V.I.P. private shows in a cramped, little booth
are the venues of delivery…

All tips are in $$$ form only, please.


dfe68 No.4381

File: 1591583007287.jpg (882.87 KB, 1868x2592, BSAGG ''Poledance Delivery….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

dfe68 No.4382

File: 1591583037995.jpg (766.76 KB, 1723x2555, BSAGG ''Latched onto the T….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

dfe68 No.4383

File: 1591583190322.jpg (622.42 KB, 1778x2569, BSAGG ''Smokin' Asss'' 202….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

The cigarette holder in the dancer's anus is a metaphor.

9f8dc No.4384

OMG I Love this thread! missed this thread years ago, thanks for your work again!

dfe68 No.4385

File: 1591589941936.jpg (750.2 KB, 1944x2471, BSAGG 20200606_142711 sket….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

Sketches - to xeroxes - to colored pencil..

dfe68 No.4386

File: 1591590069481.jpg (220.3 KB, 922x1397, BSAGG ''There'' 20200606 i….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

Colored in using a mouse

cd6a8 No.4387

I love this idea! Does anyone have any of the originals from over the years?!

08b76 No.4388

Seconded! I've been missing BSAGG for years!

dfe68 No.4391

File: 1591641141961.jpg (895.59 KB, 1944x2592, BSAGG ''ehem..'' 20200606_….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

So, an ''armchair OB/GYN'' stays busy at the Birthshowagogo…

dfe68 No.4392

File: 1591641563000.jpg (801.82 KB, 1829x2559, BSAGG ''Lil' Too Late'' 20….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

…With sweaty womben waddlin' up, their thighs wet and their birth-lips agape… He can pretty much pick and choose what he likes as he likes.

dfe68 No.4393

File: 1591643658055.jpg (907.11 KB, 1770x2592, BSAGG ''Tell Me When'' 202….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

Ideally, a doctorman would recommend pulling a dancer who's having contractions off her pole dance stage before she crowns - with his offer of hard, cold $$$…Then they're off to a V.I.P. private booth - where in a lap dance, the pantless customer acts as her birthing chair, supporting the mom-in-the-making by keeping both his hands behind him AT ALL TIMES (so important)…

Yep, and that'swithout pants. And no erections are allowed during a lap dance birth. The dancer will have to stop the instant she notices wood forming, because it does not work with a hard-on*…

This method of delivery involves a lot of twerking, coaching and body contact…

*(In fact, how could she even give birth, sitting on a naked lap with an erect penis in it? Make no sense at all… Pure science…)

dfe68 No.4394

File: 1591644361463.jpg (786.15 KB, 1639x2514, BSAGG ''Startin' to Press ….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

…She will twerk, and bump & grind into him, turn front to back to front… When her waters break its a time to be glad you are not wearing pants because of stains. The colorful hair dye these ladies love so much will not launder away easily…

But be aware that supporting the working mom through her labor might make the OB/GYN her partner in pain, one way or another, because of the basic mechanics of birth…

dfe68 No.4395

File: 1591645150218.jpg (750.1 KB, 1757x2544, BSAGG ''Congratu-Woops!!''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

…More often than not, all goes well enough, and congratulations are in order.

The baby is delivered onto the doctor man's lap with a splash, and the new mother has a birthgasm so up-close that dude is all like ''Wha-aa? No waay- Awwww.. WOW MOM!'' pretty much verbatim…

(And if he paid for it, she could let him name her newbie.)

Still, birth can be messy as we see here, and some folks even enjoy some mess. So when that kinda thing happens, the dancer will expect you to just be a man already, and roll with it.

Shit can happen.

dfe68 No.4407

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dfe68 No.4408

File: 1591751980036.jpg (680.09 KB, 1600x2416, BSAGG ''I Won't'' 20200609….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

dfe68 No.4409

File: 1591752179821.jpg (769.81 KB, 1658x2472, BSAGG ''If You Did'' 20200….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

08b76 No.4410

Amazing angle!

cd6a8 No.4411

Fucking love it! Think you can make one with the same angle, but have the head only out, and talk about a guy spraying is load all over it?
Asking for a friend. ;)

dfe68 No.4412

File: 1591822875387.jpg (865.02 KB, 1740x2592, BSAGG ''They're Latched On….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

Very rough sketch, cleaned up a bit in window's 3d…

The idea is:

''Tassles not Hassles''

She won't be raising them since they are adopted as soon her birthshow ends and she goes backstage.

So she'll get to swing her lactating boobs around with the twins latched on tight like that.

dfe68 No.4413

File: 1591823440552.jpg (942.47 KB, 1563x2432, BSAGG ''Let's Begin'' 2019….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

An old sketch, got colored in for practice…

This armchair OB/GYN should have made a ''sigh'' sound between his to word balloons. That would have worked better.
But this is a sketch. So fuck it.

The idea is that a male patron cannot be erect. That makes it funny… Also, the customer's lap must be naked* for a lap dance birth.

* (A female customer must be nude from her breasts on down to her knees, though)

dfe68 No.4414

File: 1591824023246.jpg (983.8 KB, 1541x2415, BSAGG ''Beautiful Thing'' ….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

A finished one:

The lap birth ends successfully with delivery AND soliloquy*

And by that I mean I put a poem with it

…As an afterthought, I should've alternated the ''wahs'' with ''twerks'' for the sound effect text

*(I shoulda said sonnet.)

dfe68 No.4415

File: 1591824403461.jpg (1.02 MB, 1569x2446, BSAGG ''My Last Dollar'' 2….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

Another older colored sketch:

Where you can see another play doctor is in the background haggling with a dancer about $$$, likely after having digitally checked her dilation as they stood there.

630c6 No.4417

Hey! They're back! I missed these!

dfe68 No.4436

File: 1592424779263-0.jpg (401.41 KB, 1585x2364, bsagg sketch IMG_20200617_….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

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A few roughs - dancer's careful movements while holding labor immobile, bent-over, twerking etc.

08b76 No.4437

Can't wait to see the final drafts!

704f6 No.4455

These are amazing! I much have more!

e82a0 No.4510

The sexual-dystopia you manage to illustrate with great justice to the smokey, squishy, worn-out and sleazy environment is beautiful
I hope you are saving these works on multiple platforms, as they deserve greater proliferation

dfe68 No.4575

File: 1595618601125.jpg (835.34 KB, 1528x2493, Bsagg [20200723_153810_1] ….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

These are works-in-progress…

This one started out with trying to draw what a woman might look like walking around with her baby's head half-born out her vagina, trying to pick up 'tricks'. With her thighs and knees wide, center of gravity low, the dancer would wander around the nightclub desperately trying to seduce anybody to take her into the V.I.P. before the actual moment of delivery halts her dancing career…

But I put the baby in the mother's arms instead:

So here, this one's a just some random anonymom giving birth in public - One who wanted to spice things up getting raped by a stranger. But no rapist is looking for a pregnant woman in labor to assault.

So too bad to her, I guess?

dfe68 No.4576

File: 1595619136429.jpg (483.37 KB, 1499x2292, Bsagg [20200723_141609] ''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

"Da Dona dat Dueled da Doula"

… A delicate dance and delivery

dfe68 No.4577

File: 1595619490466.jpg (866.31 KB, 1555x2441, Bsagg [20200724_020629] ''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

So the rule is 'no erections during a lap dance birth', but she is going to let him slide, because its really hard to just stop during childbirth. She could need stitches or something.

dfe68 No.4578

File: 1595620615582.jpg (632.95 KB, 1543x2443, Bsagg [20200723_141204] ''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

Afterbirthshow: That iffy period in the performance once the newborn is in the mother's arms and now the milk is flowing and, the umbilical cord is still attached… The birth dancers get their asses slapped like crazy when they try to make it from the pole dancing stage to the dressing room where they hand their newborn over to its adoptive parents. Customers love sneaking a loud smack on those tired slut-butts as they pass by. Still, exhausted or not, these working moms are gung-ho. They love to show off for you while they suckle and bond with their baby.

And her breast milk is sweet:

It tastes like that warm, sugar-heavy milk at the bottom of a bowel of Cheerios cereal. Exactly like that.

dfe68 No.4579

File: 1595620787393.jpg (577.11 KB, 1612x2465, Bsagg [20200723_141314] ''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

…She runs a gauntlet of birth-pervs

dfe68 No.4580

File: 1595620930233.jpg (674.69 KB, 1607x2575, Bsagg [20200723_142001] ''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

What is she selling?
Give her the dollar, then what?

This is stupid

dfe68 No.4581

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dfe68 No.4582

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dfe68 No.4583

File: 1595621304115.jpg (713.43 KB, 1627x2550, Bsagg [20200723_142048_1] ….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

I like the idea of an assisted delivery in a pole dance where she thought she was going to be fine, but somebody had to save the day for her (which means somebody had to stop fapping to deliver a baby)

dfe68 No.4584

File: 1595621520498.jpg (576.8 KB, 1719x2591, Bsagg [20200723_142101] ''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

This mother takes a "victory lap" spinning round a stripper's pole, after successfully delivering her own baby onstage.

dfe68 No.4585

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dfe68 No.4586

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dfe68 No.4587

File: 1595621936474.jpg (576.08 KB, 1597x2406, Bsagg [20200723_141919] un….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

Again, what does it look like if she walks around with the head hanging out?

She's got to keep her thighs wide apart at all times, and make it look sexy…

dfe68 No.4588

File: 1595624256699.jpg (862.12 KB, 1618x2529, Bsagg [20200724_015825] ''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

Always check a dancer's dilation digitally, with your own fingers -

Don't be shy. Treat the performance artist like she's lying to you, trying to steal your $$$ tip. Grope her belly like you know what your are feeling for. Then slip 2 fingers up in.. Then 3…

- Now negotiate a delivery deal.

d0fdf No.4589

Can you post in batches and not one at a time? It clogs up the front page…

dfe68 No.4590

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Images, poses based on the waddling working woman idea

98a18 No.4591

Jesus Christ you’ve flooded the entire board

dfe68 No.4592

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dfe68 No.4593

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e70ac No.4594

well done!

77d44 No.4595

Why do I get the feeling we have another CCB-18 on our hands?

7a055 No.4597

Okay, cool, but maybe upload this to a gallery somewhere and link it here? Perhaps a pixiv account or something?

dddc7 No.4619

I need more of this! So much more! Please tell me that more is coming!!!!

9fec3 No.4621

I love the non-con vibes in the "that hurt" pic (not to mention her delicious pose, that's a really sexy under belly!)

5d1b8 No.4622

File: 1596590044565.jpg (452.18 KB, 1579x2489, [20200803_121513] BSAGG ''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

The birth of a ''loogie'' as one often precedes true birth, and making a big show of it.

5d1b8 No.4623

File: 1596590552113.jpg (417.79 KB, 1636x2607, [20200804_161853]BSAGG ''E….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

I started out to draw a M.I.L.t.F. all dolled up and letting customers grope her against a wall

- But I was watching ''Eraserhead''(1974) at that moment, so she turned into that lady, lives in that radiator.

… So she assures you to just go ahead.
Everything is fine with her.
Grab'n'Go, dude.

5d1b8 No.4624

File: 1596590882160.jpg (559.37 KB, 1584x2488, [20200804_162115] BSAGG ''….jpg) ImgOps Google iqdb

…Thinking of doing a 4-panel where she does a ''tummy-job'' with a customer (maybe a dude) but the dude manipulates her belly 'til the baby is wrong-way-round. She don't realize that until she's dancing, pushing on a surprise breach.

d299a No.4625

you're a new hero artist of mine.

4c5ae No.4628

Fucking love this context, I support more like this

77d44 No.4629

Hate to say it but these pics don't really do anything for me. Not a fan of the art style, and the subject matter is kind of a turn-off.

To each their own, though.

5d60e No.4630


Then why bother commenting?

77d44 No.4632

Just felt like it. lol :)

d299a No.4657

Would love to see more, and love to see more experimentation with boob and belly shapes.

68ce5 No.4660

I would LOVE to see more, where the moms are begging to fucking the babies back in.

d23cd No.4843

Anymore to share?

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