2f1ae No.47463
Elves are always so fertile and warming
13b22 No.47465
I've always thought that half-elves mostly come from pregnancy fetishists.
From the elven perspective, the pregnancy is rapid, from the human perspective the pregnancy lasts longer.
Everyone wins.
7c352 No.47634
I remember there was a picture of a pregnant elf kissing a kitten.
4217f No.47916
>>47915Love! to see what happen next…
05f7d No.47937
>>47928I can't seem to view it
455b9 No.47999
>>47937It’s sad panda. And we will never see a happy end pregnant elf doujin ;-;
And keep these elves coming!
455b9 No.48006
>>47928>orc preg>rape involvedGod damnit. Typical Hentai schlock
Where’s the creative good pregnant elf content.
I know Neromashin made his part 4, which has been the best of his elf slave kingdom series. Because at least of all the previous doujins that ends on somewhat of a high note.
2f965 No.48011
>>48003Going by art-style, I'm gonna guess… RiddleAugust?
61a4b No.53288
>>53284That looks like Riddleaugust's work.
84ea9 No.53290
Anybody got something of Sheera Greenwood from How Not To Summon A Demon Lord?
0a82a No.56616
>>56610@baalbuddy on twitter
13b22 No.56619
Hi.
So I was talking to my girlfriend about pregnant elves, and my mind drifted to the unofficial rules supplement for Dungeons and Dragons 3.5, the Book of Erotic Fantasy.
This book has a lot of goodies for those with our tastes, it's got charts for what races can successfully breed, percentage chance of conception, duration of pregnancy… Plus it's even got some magic spells that guarantee pregnancy if used.
Anyway, according to the chart, elven pregnancy lasts two full years, which is pretty amazing I think. But she pointed out that elves live for hundreds of years, so that's probably not that long for them.
I DID THE MATH!
Using the numbers presented here and the average life spans in the 3.5 players handbook, here's what I came up with. These are based on average natural life span.
Human lifespan averages about 80 years and are pregnant for 9 months, this is about .93% of a human's lifespan. Okay?
An elf has an average lifespan of about 550 years, so a 24 month pregnancy is actually just .18% of their life span.
That's, from their perspective, five times faster than a human would perceive their pregnancy. In terms of real time, it would be like a pregnancy that came to term in five weeks. That's a pretty rapid pregnancy!
But it gets better.
Elsewhere in the book, it explains that a pregnancy carrying a half-elf lasts half as long as, so an elf that gets knocked up by a human is only pregnant for 12 months.
So from the elven perspective, that's like carrying a pregnancy to term in just two and a half weeks.
That's like…Finding out you're pregnant and due to give birth in half of a month.
I've got a couple more tidbits.
Fey creatures, like nymphs, satyrs, sprites and dryads are all compatible with almost everything, and have a 100% chance of pregnancy occurring.
Nymphs are the most interesting of these, because their gestation period is actually a random die roll. Specifically 1d12 months.
So a nymph, which has 100% chance of pregnancy resulting, can carry a pregnancy to full term in anywhere from one month to one year.
So if a Nymph impregnates an elf, that pregnancy could last just a month, which is basically an insant pregnancy straight to labor for an elf.
cdbdc No.56637
>>56619For some reason that sounds hot as hell, and I want to see a POV fic of that.
Although I do want to know why you and your GF have casual conversation about pregnant elves, but I envy you.
13b22 No.56638
>>56637We don't have entirely aligning fetishes, but there's enough overlap that we mutually enjoy filthy, filthy cybering.
cdbdc No.56640
>>56638You are a lucky, lucky man, also what are you planning to do with all that enlightening information?
fce7c No.56990
>>56619As a GM and a writer, there's a lot of in-universe impetus for this. Elves don't experience time faster than humans do, rather it is their fey heritage that makes them hyper-focus on EVERYTHING and for about seven times longer than any human would.
Remember how a unit in high school English might focus on a particular book for a month? Elves would comb through the details of THAT book for effectively an entire school year, studying every nuance down to the binding chosen, the relationships the author had, the music inspired by that "great literary work", the emotions felt in every scene.
Pregnancy for any fey is only an inconvenience because it breaks their concentration and focus on whatever they happen to be doing. The village will raise the child (some elves specifically become caregivers as a job) so they end up caring about it very little. "Oops, I had a kid. Moving on. Back to cataloging this previously lost collection of leaves."
c719b No.57004
>>56990>oops I had a kidToo hot.
I think long pregnancies and casualness over the effort of it would really help a lot with my issues with brood mothers. Can be constantly pregnant AND still have a reasonable relationship with each individual child.
13b22 No.58354
>>58351I'm fine with either of these arrangements.
Or both.
Both is good.
13b22 No.60650
>>60648I hope they do every alignment of hot, slutty, preggy elves.
c5db6 No.60903
>>60901I'm fairly certain that entrapment is neither "lawful" nor "good".
028f4 No.60904
“Lawful Good” really seems to be the alignment most people struggle with.
1be47 No.60909
>>60901Where's the slut version?
a1dac No.61250
>>61249It's entirely possible they deserve it.
Srsly, I dunno, lol.
f40f6 No.61252
>>61249Idk fam, what I know is I'd stick my dick inside the elf girls…I mean have a family with them
2c943 No.61279
>>61249could you give sauce of the first pic? thank you
175f8 No.61282
>>61279dunno sauce
found it on 2chan
732a9 No.61334
>>61282ahh , but could you give me 2ch link? thank you
175f8 No.61337
>>61334the 2chan thread i got it from is looooong dead
they're like mayflies, they last maybe thirty minutes
c9462 No.65324
>>64380kinda wholesome in a morbid way.
454f2 No.65405
>>62308Hi May i have source for this?
8a4d7 No.67657
>>67655They're doing gods work.
ad662 No.67667
>>67655I can only imagine lawful neutral is going to be some stuff, bureaucrat elf who's pointing to a pregnancy clause in a contract that hadn't been stamped the requisite number of times
58449 No.67750
>>67667NOR filed in triplicate!
Or would that be Chaotic Neutral?
58449 No.67751
>>67750NVM, chaotic neutral already filled.
39ce7 No.68674
Just two more to go.
8bbc2 No.68679
>>68670Honestly at this point we should just make a thread for kokkoro.
7cc72 No.68681
>>68680i like the dark elf
41206 No.68688
>>68680♥ chaotic anything…
34700 No.68845
>>68844Its a full nelson, an advanced technique
f1991 No.68863
I'd go with Neutral Good, but I'd be thinking of Lawful Evil.
44a68 No.68911
>>56645currently working on a pregnancy elf fic that i'm gonna send to imagine you're pregnant on tumblr so this research is all very useful, thank you!
eccd2 No.70902
>>60901Confirmed best preggo elf grill
ca592 No.72837
>>72834>>72833What happened to supinedragon? Did they pass away?
c51d8 No.72859
>>72837well, supinedragon was a writer who had aggressive brain cancer and died, but the artist of those pics is ShadowXM1 who is still around. Just doesn't post content related to pregnancy anymore.
a1dac No.75241
>>75240Did…not expect True Neutral to still have that much personality, cuteness, and hotness. Well this made my morning.
9f9e8 No.75398
>>75241Fucking signed. Stereotypical thing would've been for true neutral to just be apathetic. This is hot.
8eb5f No.75475
Just neutral evil left.
2b818 No.76206
>>76183I'm kinda terrified at what sort of evil the neutral evil elf is going to unleash upon him.
8eb5f No.76209
Was wondering when someone would post the compilation. Thanks.
1787e No.76214
>>76206I'm predicting a Scumbag Steve equivalent.
38408 No.76237
Gonna go ahead call it:
Chaotic Good is Best Girl
a1dac No.76771
>>76764At last, Neutral Evil, the alignment opposite to me!
Preserve this chart for pregnancy fetishists and D&D nerds everywhere.
7c851 No.76773
>>76764Baalbuddy is based
7d0e2 No.76788
>>76764the ritual is complete