I know that probably made things awkward as hell but it’s also Really funny.
What was their reaction? Dont leave us hanging
All three of them stared in confusion, my friend who asked said "What?!" then started laughing.
She also told me late "Please do not explain why you said this"
Hey, you can just say it was a Freudian slip.
I got to ask are you male or female because the level of awkward and type of conclusions you’re friends probably came to probably depend on that.
If you don’t want to answer that’s all good I’m just wondering
And yes I know I wrote you’re instead of your it was a typo.
AMAB, male presenting.
So that narrows down what they can infer from the comment.>>12698
Also since I accidentally said something sexual in response to an innocuous question, I think it was a literal freudian slip.
Makes ya feel any better I can safely saw that shit like that probably happens to most of the people on here.
Hell I myself have accidentally opened my fap stash on my phone while sitting next to my mom twice lucky I realized what I did fast enough to hide It but still.
And before I got the photo vault app I had a few pictures on my old psp that my sister probably saw.
Although she hasn’t said anything so it’s possible I deleted them before she saw anything.
I hope that’s the case.Things can get pretty awkward when a weird fetish is involved.
To be fair, balut is a fertilized duck egg that's boiled and seasoned with salt.
I was going to ask what "friend" means in this context and if you'd considered trying to hit that, but then I saw "AMAB, male presenting" and realized, "Nah, those types don't even do that shit anymore.". She'll be pegging you with a strap on while you're both black out drunk sooner than you would get a clue.
Nah, she's ace. We're close but don't have that kind of relationship.
My actual partner has known what my deal was since we were both teenagers, and they're also into some of the same things. More the impregnation and birth than the actual pregnancy, though. But it still works for us.
Considering your babbling about what sounds like quasisexual bullshit in >>12701
I'd imagine the actual problem is purely between the keyboard and chair rather than this site.
I’m the one who created that banner soo…You’re welcome, lol. ;p
Cool. Way to be a dick for no reason. Keep on truckin!
Says the person who doesn't even know how to sage correctly.
I afraid I can accidentally type
git commit -m "my squirrel is pregnant"
I hope it will never happen.
My phone constantly wants to autocorrect things to pregnant.
You might want to turn off auto-correct, or at least clear the cache.
That was a legitimately good joke, op. No problem with being fixated, I am fixated, too. I think I like it that way, and so should be you.
I'm not unhappy with my lot in life. I've been this way since I was like 7. So. I'm pretty well adjusted to it by now.
SwiftKey keyboard(default for my phone) has incognito mode which turns on when I use incognito in Chrome or Tor browser.
From a fem's mouth that phrase sounds hot as hell. From male's mouth that could be a somewhat decent joke about KFC chicken or something.
it's a semi-famous and scripted line from 200 Cigarettes, people. OP didn't invent it. derp.
the irony is that you sound like a total moron trying to diagnose problems with other people on the internet when the even more glaring problem is you.
live by the coom
die by the coom