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55da0 No.421[Reply]

>At parents' for Thanksgiving break
>Leave laptop alone for five minutes
>Mom jumps on to google something without asking
>Background tabs full of ボテ腹, 妊婦, 孕ませ
>I get it back before she discovers anything

Thank god my parents are EOPs.
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f2858 No.423

>>421
Oh man, that was a close one. I know that feeling dude, I've had a few close calls myself lol

65b4e No.424

>>421
Always lock your computer.

4c915 No.425

Definitely shorten down the auto lock feature timer when around friends or family that don't know or understand.

85377 No.426

Or maybe Mom would have been like, "You think that's crazy? Let me tell you about what I was doing in college. You know how they said on South Park, 'There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college?' It's true. Did you know your mother has a police record? Here's why…"

Or maybe she wouldn't. I don't know your mom.

274b9 No.427

Parents and family members all have a faux-innocence that means they think they can get into your things and 'accidentally' root around on them. Back when I was a teenager in the 90s, my own mother would log onto my account on the desktop, knowing ICQ was set to automatically boot up and log in, to 'accidentally' open my messages and see what I was receiving.

So I stopped ICQ from automatically booting up and manually logging in. Because she "accidentally" did these things constantly.

As soon as I did that, she stopped "accidentally" invading my privacy on ICQ, or logging onto my account, for that matter.

It's amazing, isn't it, how things stop "accidentally" happening when the reward for doing them, the serendipitious and "unintentional" benefit for doing it, goes away. Absolutely amazing.

#bitter



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0fbae No.392[Reply]

I'm (f) considering doing live audio roleplays for birth scenarios via fiverr/what have you, where the viewer would be encouraged to coach, support, or instruct me while I "give birth". The choice of scenario would be entirely up to you, whether it's a calm homebirth, panicky birth, long and painful first time, or even just vanilla sweet-talking to the "baby", or egg laying, etc. Is this too far out/creepy or something you lot would be keen in seeing happen?
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6a137 No.405

>>404
Excellent point about the anonymity. PayPal is also fairly easily nontraceable.

31a69 No.407

>>405

Yeah, but I like Google Wallet better because Paypal takes a cut of my commissions. Not a big one, but it's the principal of the matter.

12691 No.411

>>408
Well, good for you. I did mention fiverr in my original post though, guess I should have put more emphasis on that.

Thanks to the others for the suggestions!

aeea7 No.412

Good luck on your audio roleplays. Google Wallet or Paypal would work fine for you. Also second life has a money system that you can link with a Paypal to draw in income. The game has alot of escorting and commissions work. So their is a market for what you want to do there.

3f00a No.418

>>402
>I plan on making these audio commissions of sorts, as I'm short of cash
Getting into the porn business? Make sure you think it through.



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b75e1 No.342[Reply]

"…the Chicago Cubs win the World Series? Against Cleveland…?"

It happened. Cubs finally won it all!
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864f9 No.345

>>343
>>344
>We

You mean ticket sales revenue?

Let people have their fun. Sheesh.

ec0f3 No.349

Well, at least it was something different from all the furry content constantly clogging the front page, for once…

df779 No.350

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>>342
Actually, in the Back to the Future trilogy, the proposed timeline consisted of the Chicago Cubs winning against a fictional Miami team with an alligator mascot in 2015, not the Cleveland Indians in 2016. (Miami, at the time the movie was made, did not have a baseball team, so this in itself was another prediction. They currently do, the Miami Marlins, with a marlin fish mascot. It is impossible for the Marlins and the Cubs to meet in the World Series because they are both National League teams.) Furthermore, it was done in a sweep in a 'best of nine' series instead of the current traditional 'best of seven' series, and was supposedly completed decisively before October 21st, which would have been a very short post-season for baseball indeed.

b75e1 No.351

>>350

I know that, I was making a play on Marty's reaction to the Cubs winning the World Series from that movie (except this time it happened for real, and it was glorious~)

df779 No.352

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>>350
Well then, carry on.



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081f3 No.346[Reply]

There's a number of people that can code and create artpieces.. even a few "scenario" writers…. Anyone had the idea of a IDLE-RPG game with a cenral focus on pregancy/breeding? I have some ideas along those lines.. cant code and havent added arts in years without a scanner… The idea is there tho….

3d77e No.347

This reminds me of an image I saw one time on one of the boorus:
There girls lying naked on a bed. One of them had just gotten sexed up, another was obviously pregnant, and the third was starting to give birth. One of them had a reptilian tail, and the other two had feathers in certain places.
Above them was a HUD showing how much they had reproduced (like "Lizard: 10% complete".)
So I agree that this could be fun and clever, though I also don't have any way to make it happen on my own.

a6167 No.348

Sounds like an interesting idea. I might be willing to give it a shot with RPG maker.



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6879c No.324[Reply]

Other vegetables are fine too.
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4a1eb No.337

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>>335
You can make pie from those varieties in a pinch, but I like "Sugar pies". You can adjust your seasoning and sweetenings, though. There are also ways to reduce the water content. Maybe soup or bread or other pumpkin dishes might work better.

I make my own pies every year from fresh pumpkins. Save some puree for muffins and breads, too, if I can. Trying to grow my own this year, but got a very late start and nothing but male flowers so far. :/ I need this gal to show up!

(She's kinda related, right?? I think she looks like a squash flower.)

88aea No.338

>>336
I'd drink it but I wouldn't know what I'd get

9faf0 No.339

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My contribution for Halloween. Feels rather low quality for some reason. Image could be grainy if blown up and pls try to ignore the clipping.

295ec No.340

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Also a surprising lack of pony here

78c6b No.341

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>>340
Because it's on one of the back pages in /f/.



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77f7d No.126[Reply]

Random pic unrelated
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dfb3a No.198

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Cosplay: Redneck Avengers.

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16a4f No.313

lol

e494e No.322

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

how is prangent formed

3fd79 No.323

>>322
And this is how Idiocracy became a documentary.



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3bdcb No.320[Reply]

reddit.com/r/expandolicious

087df No.321

Also /r/PreggoPorn



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6a68d No.209[Reply]

ex

e7f69 No.319

My god i want her nipples in my mouth!



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bd171 No.316[Reply]

This is a mod of a LEGO female spy model that makes her look pregnant. I took some photos and the whole gallery is here: http://bricksafe.com/pages/griffn29/gravid-agent

f820d No.317

This is silly, but I like it.



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e4969 No.291[Reply]

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/types-of-boobs?cid=synd_thecut_0215

I came across this pretty randomly and thought it was pretty interesting, and maybe a useful resource for those that draw lots of giant breasts? Even as a writer I think it might be kinda handy. When you have a lot of big bosomed characters it's hard to say "Her boobs were really big" seven times without it starting to get monotonous.

6e29f No.292

All I learned is that I am particularly attracted to side-set and teardrop breasts.



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