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89499 No.1330[Reply]

SO, me and a friend had been working on some mechanics for sex and pregnancy in rpg's. He's not overly into it, and recently I've lost enthusiasm (Long story ending in miscarriage) so the rules had stagnated. Recently i stumbled upon the super pregnancy calculator project, which reminded me how awesome we can be when we put our minds to something, so i thought i would toss this out to the community. here's a link to the doc.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eb6ZQ7qTUFc8ob4HlbFxoS2zvVdT65NnSwnnUgeg9T4/edit . criticism/advice welcomed.
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f6414 No.1345

Pretty solid idea. If a character wants to get pregnant, a bunch of low dice rolls could make things particularly exciting!

6190b No.1346

So how is race mixing (ex: a human fucks an elf) calculated, because you don’t seem to have made that clear?

fc916 No.1347

It is entirely based around the mother's fertility. Short of the man being sterile, his fertility wouldn't act as more than a one or two point modifier. Five or six in the case of species mixing.

6190b No.1348

>>1347
>Five or six in the case of species mixing.

Not sure what this means. Are you saying species mixing would give a 5 or 6 percent increase or decrease?

fc916 No.1349

Increase to number you had to roll under, if the father was from a more fertile species. Decrease if the father was from a less fertile species.



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15a15 No.1314[Reply]

checklist of things to do in order to become a resident in japan

1. find out how much a plane ticket to japan costs. (check)

2. learn by what means do you perchase a plane ticket once obtaining the money.

3. find a job that will support plane ticket fee.

4. learn japanese fluently.

5. learn japanese culture, customs, history and social norms.

6. establish a job and place of living in japan and how to obtain them before going.

checklist to follow once getting there
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e8046 No.1335

>>1314
>Lives in the US
>Wants to leave

Are you insane?

0ef67 No.1336

>>1335
If you read this guy's previous threads you wouldn't have to ask.

395ee No.1337

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>>1335
The guy is using a tripfag handle on this forum, of all places, like it fucking 'matters' an iota, and he's only here because he's been booted and/or outright banned from every other conceivable chan-and/or-otherwise-type image/discussion board for reasons you can probably divine at this juncture. You do the math.

4606d No.1338

>>1337
Him having a tripfag name is actually rather fun because it leaves an interesting paper trail so you can piece together the full story. It’s like a google treasure hunt but instead of treasure there’s just cringe.

9c2f6 No.1339

>>1335

Contrary to popular opinion, not every American is satisfied with life.

Hell, you got Vietnam War veterans going back to the country they lost the flower of their youth in because they identify more with the people of that country than the one of their birth.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-36363537



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a3a2f No.891[Reply]

I'm not really into the pregnant theme of this site, I'm pretty much here because I got kicked off other imageboards and am struggling to find more, the reason being of why I'm looking for other chans is because Im just wanting people to interact with, so itt let's do just that, tell me about yourselves and your interests.
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84141 No.1284

>>1279
No

>>1283
Thanks for answering mate.

>>1278
So are you looking for a new community or something? If so be careful of us anons here, we are pretty edgy as you can see here.

234d8 No.1285

>>1284
>So are you looking for a new community or something?

Yes.

a5e71 No.1286

>>1285
I'm usually just a lurker/poster here but as far as I've seen there are a bunch of people willing to communicate(discord,kik etc) with others. Hunt the other boards too like /c/ for more info.

234d8 No.1311

I don't feel good.

aaff2 No.1325

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May be a stereotype, but pregnant women do eat ALOT. I need to have enough snacks for her in my tea party.



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40c0d No.1307[Reply]

Ayy, I wrote a poem for an erotic story I was writing a while back. Lemme know what you think.

I have a gift for you in me, my love,
Thick as the waters of a mother's womb.
Two bodies, moving close in unison:
The sounds of pleasure call nature to bloom.
The forest smiles as I breach your body,

The wetlands ease me towards distant plains:

I find therein smooth fields of potential

Calling to be nourished by loving rain.
As climax overwhelms your naked form,
I feel the epicentre of the quake -
I give my gift as deeply as I can,
And flood the fertile land with a new lake.

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ecc40 No.1308

Hot. I'm going to masturbate to this.

e2945 No.1323




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2ebb5 No.1121[Reply]

n/t
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f916e No.1241

>>1170
The DBZ girl’s name is Pan, she’s Goku’s granddaughter

Her first appearance was Dragon Ball GT

df0bc No.1266

>>1121
>Sullying Arche with a bargin bin Megaman robot
She deserves better.

6cb50 No.1267

>>1170
Needs more women getting men pregnant

fbc68 No.1313

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>>1267
would that be cool, at least I can go through what my dear goes through, I love my family.

7acf6 No.1321

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>>1241
She actually first showed up in DBZ, at the very end.



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c840f No.1298[Reply]

Itt all the Studio Ghibli films are part of the same canon universe and is in fact the real world, you awaken from a coma in a hospital of said universe and discover this to be so and that everything prior to that was just a dream while you were in your comatose state, what thoughts go through your head and what do you do beyond this point?

d34ef No.1299

I'd immediately seek out any food establishment because nothing looks tastier than Ghibli food.

9a3d0 No.1300

>>1299 Unless it's near a bathhouse for spirits, right? 'Cos that stuff makes you really pig out.

d34ef No.1301

>>1300
Nah m8 I'd stay the fuck away from there.

260cd No.1302


b419b No.1304

go find a witch and show her some cool technology shit. And just avoid the spirited away area at all costs. Nobody lives long in the spirited away area



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fe4de No.1291[Reply]

Hey, guys. Do you like interesting shitposting? Or politmemes? Maybe u like cheeki-breeki? Join us!

https://depreschan.ovh/int/


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f4f6e No.1152[Reply]

Some guy on 4chan's /h/ made these.
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9aedd No.1157

>>1155
Thank god, we've needed memes for awhile

203d9 No.1158

oh. joy. Now we can get more fucking "ovum blast"-like spam.

57df5 No.1161

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Am I doing it right?

608e0 No.1162

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why tho?

ef34f No.1290

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have some more



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b615f No.677[Reply]

On a scale of one to Gary Busey how bad is it that I want to get this pregnant
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88db4 No.706

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I like centaurs and I like robots and I like pregnancy. Not Orisa or whatever it's called, but here's a recent pic I drew. But I'd want to see anything pregnant so you're not alone.

199da No.1108

best booty in overwatch

22358 No.1175

Orisa? Why tho?

0e89a No.1253

>>1175
She sounds like she'd make a good mum

06879 No.1268

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>You will never see Orisa's simple face trying it's hardest to express a mixture of nervous measure as she gives birth to your half omnic spawn



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6578b No.1102[Reply]

Boo!

58799 No.1103

>>1102
Full term?

58799 No.1104

>>1102
Breech presentation

49ecf No.1105

>>1102

A rather sad picture..

9c648 No.1106

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